THIS IS A CONSPIRACY! (aka Tagged by)

Rules:
1. Post the rules.
2. Each tagged person must tell 8 things about themselves.
3. At the end you have to tag 8 people and post their icons in your journal.
4. Go back to their page and leave a comment saying you tagged them.
5. No tag backs

1) I am currently living off of your taxes. 8D

2) Hoping to become a wildlife rehab-er and have my own exotic wildlife sanctuary.

3)

4) I can recite all six Star Wars movies, and several Invader Zim episodes by heart.

5) Yes. I drink mojitos. IT'S NOT A GAY DRINK

6) Conversation wise, I have a hard time getting the words I wish to speak out of my mouth. It comes out jarbled and makes me sound like I have down syndrome. Typing, however, or any form of writing, I can get my point across perfectly fine and eloquently when I feel like it.

7) Whatever you say, I still say my art sucks ass.

8) 42.

I TAG NO ONE CAUSE HELL I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE WOULD DO IT OR HAS ALREADY BEEN TAGGED SO JUST DO IT. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. NOW. THE
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RULES:

1. Pick which OC you are going to answer this in
2. Answer all the questions Truthfully. Make it interesting!
3. Tag at least 5 others when finished!

Name: Miles Per Hour 88
Birthdate: None of your business.
Birth Place: Iacon; Cybertron
Current Location: Decepticon Base; Cybertron
Eye Color: Red
Hair Color: None
Height: 22', give or take.
Weight: Several tons? Don't really care!
Tattoos: That's none of your business, and you'll never see under my armor to find out.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Procreating is disgusting.
Overused Phrase: Don't touch me.


FAVORITES
Food: Mid-grade Energon
Candy: Not big on candy.
Number: Pfht, what kind of redundancy is this?
Color: how the Pit should I know? Frag, RED, I guess.
Animal: the ones embalmed in jars.
Drink: Mid-grade Energon.
Alcohol Drink: Don't drink.
Bagel: A what?
Letter: Who fragging cares!
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ugh. another 'airing/sex' question.


THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
McDonalds or Burger King: What and what?
Strawberry or Watermelon: Are these questions for a Squishy?
Hot tea or Iced tea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: NEITHER
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: What the frag! None!
Kiss or Hug: I despise physical touch.
Dog or Cat: Ugh.
Rap or Punk: Doesn't matter. Will listen to both, depending on the rap or punk group.
Summer or Winter: Neither.
Sad Movies or Funny Movies: As long as it's not another disney movie...SIDEKICK...I'm fine with it.
Love or Money: Love is disgusting and money is an addiction.


YOUR...
Bedtime: Sleep is unnecessary.
Most Missed Memory: The pit should I know?
Best physical feature: Honestly I don't care.
First Thought Waking Up: I didn't sleep.
Goal for this year: Get Sidekick upgraded to a youngling form.
Best Friends: Frag...none, really.
Weakness: Too many for me to write here. Not that I WOULD.
Fears: Again, why give the enemy fodder to use against me?
Heritage: Cybertronian.
Longest relationship: none


HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: A disgusting habit.
Ever Smoked: Not in the least.
Pot: ...the slag?
Ever been Drunk: unfortunately.
Ever been beaten up: Too many times for my own liking.
Ever beaten someone up: Of course.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
Ever Skinny Dipped: *hurl*
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: *gag*
Ever Kissed Same Sex: *wretch*
Been Dumped Lately: I don't waste time with trivial things like "pairing" and "mating". So no.


IN A GUY/GIRL

I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS SECTION JUST FOR THE FACT THAT A) SEE ABOVE AND B) ASEXUAL.

Favorite Eye Color: ... not
Favorite Hair Color: .... going
Short or Long: ..... to
Height: ...... answer
Style: ....... nope
Looks or Personality: ....not...personality.
Hot or Cute: ....gonna...
Drugs and Alcohol: ..answer..
Muscular or Really Skinny: ....this.


RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Too many to count over the vorns.
What country/world do you want to visit: It's been years since I've been to Earth, and frankly, I wouldn't.
How do you want to die: Doesn't matter. as long as I'm not a martyr.
Been to the Mall Lately: A what?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Eh.
Get along with your Parents: Deactivated.
Health Freak: Possibly.
Do you think your attractive: I don't honestly care if I am or not.


BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
Want to go to college: No.
Do you smoke: No
Do you drink: NO.
Shower daily: Several times a day, actually.
Been in love: Disgusting.
Do you sing: Occasionally.
Want to get married: Frag no.
Do you want children: No.
Hate anyone: Everyone.
You Prolly answered this already but if you're in love, who is it?: Go jump in a smelter.



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ELEMENT QUIZ


.:FIRE:.
[ ] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[ ] You are very competitive.
[ ] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[ ] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[x] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 5

.:WATER:.
[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[ ] You like to go to the beach.
[x] You rarely get angry.
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[x] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain. (Thunder and lightning can kiss my ass. >_> *scared*)
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[ ] You are very generous. )
Total: 7

.:EARTH:.
[ ] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild. (Gimme a gun and I'm good ta go!)
[x] You care about the environment.
[x] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 6

.:AIR:.
[x] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules.
[x] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[ ] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[ ] You wish you could fly. (AFRAID OF HEIGHTS >_>)
Total: 8

.: DARKNESS:.
[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime. (depends on the season..fall..I'll go with dusk. XD that's when the deers come out and I can shoots dem.)
[x] You like creepy things.
[ ] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[x] You don't talk much.
[ ] You are atheist. (gnostic/egyptian paganist)
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[x] You love to break the rules.
Total: 6

.:LIGHT:.
[x] You are very polite.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear. (Please. I still believe the Illuminati are roaming around. CAUSE THEY ARE. And NASA has aliens working with them.)
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence.
[ ] You hope for world peace.
[ ] Everyone loves to be around you.
[ ] You always follow the rules.
Total: 2


HAHAHA No surprise there. Air. I'm a Libra. Air. PFHT.


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THE THREE THINGS QUIZ




1) THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Creepy, Chris, Tine.

2) THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
gothgirlprophecy, creepygoth666, creepygoth

3) THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
Shower, pet..uh..Akasha? and sit on my ass filling out quizzes.

4) THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
HA! HAHA! HA! Me. Like myself. PFHT.

5) THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
Lakota Souix, polish, redneck. ...does that last one count?

6) THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
Thunderstorms, BEES, Needles. ironically enough, I tried to get over that last fear by getting a tattoo. yeah. failed horribly. though the tattoo is kick ass.

7) THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
glasses, t-shirt, and my hair's wrapped in a fluffy red towel.

8) THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Tea, food (though I don't get it..fuck you Michigan's Recession), sex (don't get THAT often enough either. fuckin'...*grumble grumble*)

9) THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
"Sweet Child o' Mine" Guns N Roses *WILL ALWAYS BE NUMBER ONE TO ME*
"Spider Webs" No Doubt
"Johnny I hardly knew Ye" Dropkick Murphys

10) THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
GET A JOB GET A JOB GET A JOB

11) THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
Pretty much everything. The real question would be, what "Don't" I regret.

12) THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
respect, sex, love.

13) TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
-I have a rabbit named Chewbacca
-I don't hunt for the sport or trophies. I hunt for the food and the experience.
-what else can I say that I already haven't said?

14) THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Eyes. Uh..toned, but not overly so. I like a bit of pudge. aaand..fuck, I dunno.

15) THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Gotta make me laugh. challenge me intellectually, and be able to put up with my bullshit.

16) THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Beat Sephiroth (FUCK YOU, CRISIS CORE), Find a job, drive

17) THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
Nothing, really. Spent most of it without friends, reading in a corner in my closet. Encyclopedias, dictionaries, novels..I rarely ever left my room.

18) THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
OH OH OH Soundwave MP3 player with matching Rumble/Frenzy headphones, PS3, Dodge Viper. 1998 GTSR or '99 ACR. Hunter green with black metallic racing stripes. BUT i will settle for a 2009 Camaro. Gotta be yellow with the black stripes if it's the camaro.

19) THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
Family, lack there-of of friends in childhood, conspiracies.

20) THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
drawing, rping, hunting

21) THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
EAT. EAT AGAIN. go camping.

22) THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
wildlife rehabilitation and exotics management, paleontology, veterinary massage therapy

23) THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
Kalkaska, Rosscommon, Ludington.

24) THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
Soundwave, Zim, Roger from American Dad.

25) THREE BOY’S NAMES:
Jamie, Korbin, Dominiq.

26) THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
Jamie, Becca, victoria

27) THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Sell my soul, re-buy my soul for less than paid for, pocket the profit.

28) THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ OR DIE PAINFULLY:
PICK YOURSELVES, YOU LAZY ASSES.


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ROAD TRIP MEME

Roadtrip!

The story so far...
You've somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere - real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.

(WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROADTRIP~!)


1. Miles (human/hologram)
2. Kino
3. Korbin
4. Pi
5. Chase/Nitrowave (human/hologram)
6. Bowl of Rice crispies
7. Felix
8. Leila
9. Ian/Interceptor (human/hologram)
10. Seth/Staticshock (human/hologram)


1. The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 (Ian) name it, & is 7 (Felix) bothered by it?
Ian:....Uh. Hm.
Felix: *has his hands over his ears* Call it Cortana, for all I care! just shut it up!


2. 8 (Leila), 4 (Pi), 6 (Rice Crispies), and 1 (Miles) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?
Leila: ..*pokes Pi*
Pi: 3.141blahblahblahblah...
Miles: *munches on the Rice Crispies* ~.~ *angrily*


3. 5 (Chase) & 10 (Seth) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?
Chase/Seth: *fistfight of brotherly doom which ends up with both of them on opposite sides of the backseat. So both get a window seat*


4. 3 (Korbin) & 4 (Pi) are invading each other's personal space. Who gets annoyed first & how do they deal with it?
Korbin: ...can..can numbers be evil?
Pi:
Korbin: ;-; *scoots away*


5. What habit does 8 (Leila) have that might get on 2 (Kino)'s nerves?
Kino:...
Leila: Ooh! *climbs into Kino's lap like a dog and sticks her head out the window, big lynx paws all over the place*
Kino: x___X I'd find this hot if ya weren't crushing my nuts..


6. Who's more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles", 1 (Miles) or 7 (Felix)?
Miles: *is probably listening to his headphones*
Felix:....*doesn't sing*


7. Would you trust 9 (Ian) or 10 (Seth) to get behind the wheel for a while?
Ian: You missed the turn.
Seth: ....did I? *sticks his head out the window to look behind the car, letting go of the wheel*
Ian: WHAT THE HELL! *grabs the wheel and tries to pull Seth back into the car*


8. You stop at a gas station & 5 (Chase) & 3 (Korbin) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?
Chase: Grab those, that, OOH That, and that there.
Korbin:...what about these?
Chase:....yes. YES. Oh! And this!
Both: *come carting out nearly the whole energy-drink cooler and snack aisle*


9. 6 (Rice Crispies) and 8 (Leila) brought CD's. What's on their playlist?
Rice Crispies: ....*snapcracklepop*
Leila: *giggle*...Play Brittany Spears! *pokes bowl of crispies again*
Rice Crispies: ....*snapcracklepop*
Miles: WE'RE LISTENING TO MJ AND THAT'S FINAL! ~.~ *driving*


10. Who's the more notorious backseat driver, 2 (Kino) or 10 (Seth)?
Kino: *trying to hit on everyone in the car...including the bowl of crispies*
Seth: *in another fist fight with his brother Chase*


11. And what happens in the end?




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TRANSFORMERS QUESTIONNAIRE

What? Me? Steal this from ? Nowai!
1- Tag 3 people
2- Answer honestly
3- Complete the whole quiz

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Soundwave, Starscream, Ratchet.

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Depends on the generation said 'former came to me in! 8D *would TOTALLY beg for tentacle rape/porn from RotF Soundwave*


3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?
Kill me, kill me, hit me with a wrench and then kill me.


4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?
PFHT I dunno? XD


5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?
Nitrowave, Staticshock, MPH 88, Interceptor, Starfighter, Hunter, Lightspeed/Slipstream.


6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
There'd be a giant Autobot/Decepticon fight. Eventually, Miles, 'Ceptor, 'Fighter and Hunter would lose because you don't get between Nitro and his lil' baby twins Lightspeed and Slipstream.


7- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
Ratchet or Wheeljack. 8D


8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HIM/HER DOING?
..blowing shit up and begging Ratchet to fix him again?


9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
Soundwave, Barricade, Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker.


10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HIM/HER DOING?
Could you just IMAGINE? I could. I so could.


11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?
Honestly I don't know. XD


12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
HOT SHOT. What the fuck. I hated that guy from Armada.


13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
..y'know, I don't really have one.

13- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?
.......O_o


14- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?
Barricade/Bee, Soundwave/Screamer, Acidstorm/Sunstorm, Screamer/Skyfire, Twins/Anyone, TRINESLASH, TC/Ironhide (dude trust me it works. Read a fic with them and totally loved it), TC/Warp


16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?
Uh. Pass? >_>


17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
MR. COFFEE. or a MR. SONAR.


18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?
I don't really have one.

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?
Decepticon. XD Totally.


20- DID YOU LIKE THIS QUIZ?
GO TO HELL




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8 THINGS ABOUT MYSELF MEME

1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about them self in their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 4 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.


1. I'm fairly sure I did this at the beginning of this whole damn thing.
2. I'm obsessed with anything and everything Bambi.
3. I still squeal everytime I watch Transformers.
4. I still want to be an imperial Storm Trooper.
5. I need food. badly. *stomach growls*
6. It's taken me an hour or so to finish this damn thing.
7. I will kill neurq for tagging me for this.
8. I still want six..no. Seven rottweilers.

I tag these peeps:
TAG YOURSELVES, BITCHES.





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URBAN DICTIONARY MEME
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1.) Your name: Christine
A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity
"If I only had Christine, I could do anything!"

2.) Your age: 21
The age at which one is finally considered human.

3.) What should you be doing: jobhunting
1. (n) Something you should probably be doing instead of reading this definition

2. (v) An time consuming and activity, usually done for the sole purpose of getting out ofyour mothers basement

3. (v) In rare cases, searching for jobs, unless being used in a conversation with your mother then it turns into code for "watching porn"

4. (n) A race for low level, underpaid employment, usually won by Mexican Immigrants.

5. (v) What Gary Coleman does on his weekend, often times at gas stations, with Mexicans
1. Mother: Pee Wee, youve been on you computer all day!

Pee Wee Herman: Umm, nothing mother, just jobhunting!

2. Man,Im so broke, I should probably go jobhunting.

4.) Favorite color: red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

5.) Birthplace: Royal Oak
British noun. The finest quality erection one can sport in good old England. So named, because it resembles one of Henry VIII's Royal Oak trees in terms of pure woodiness.
Camilla: "I say, I'm up for a spot of friskiness Charles."
Charles: "Oh jolly super, I'm sporting a magnificent Royal Oak right this moment."

6.) Month of your birth: September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
"I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!"

7.) Last person you talked to: Sean
used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
"Dude, that kid is such a freaking sean."
"Don't pull a sean, just be nice."

(HAHAHAHAHA XD That's totally my boyfriend)

8.) One of your nicknames: Creepy.
adj. An overused slang term for sexually inappropriate or perverted or for attempting to derive sexual gratification through dishonorable means. Unfortunately, the word has become an abused favorite of melodramatic people who try hard to use the word wherever possible, to the point of rendering the word almost meaningless.
"I hate that really creepy guy who keeps trying to dance with me. "